Match Report

Landsdowne Rangers 1 4 Reecon Rovers
 

Goals scored
Dave Rix

Man of the match
Mark Hart

Landsdowne took on Reecon Rovers at home hoping to build on the draw they achieved pre-season. Manager Peter Smart decided to put Huntsman and Porn Vegas in the center of midfield, trying to find a winning formula and it worked very well for 25 mins as the two old boys mopped up everything in midfield. As a result Landsdowne actually took the lead (shock horror) after a clinical finish by Trigger, however Reecon Rovers equalized on the 25th minute leaving the score 1-1 and the team still in the game.

But then what followed finished the team and the game. B.B. and Porn Vegas got into their 2 weekly discussion about who was the biggest dick and it was quite clear they both were. They were both out of order and should have been put across their Mum's bottom (Pete). Porn Vegas lost the plot more and would like to take the opportunity to apologize to Whitey (sorry dude) and the team (sorry guys).

Due to their in length discussion the team was in disarray, and heads and hearts were gone and Reecon took advantage and went on to a 4-1 easy win.

MAN OF THE MATCH Mark Hart commented that he was pleased with his performances this season and today and is looking forward to the rest of this season and next. He also stated his improvement in his football is due to the fact he get's to see more Man Utd games now and realized where he was going wrong!!!!!